high people should be assigned attendants
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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