What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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