Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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