I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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