He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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