I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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