People with herpes should wear stickers.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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