I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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