Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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