When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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