There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Quick, to the slutcave!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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