problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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