so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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