And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
