Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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