Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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