Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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