talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
My cat gives me a boner
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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