you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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