Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I want you more than these girls want KFC
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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