Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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