problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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