I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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