No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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