Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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