You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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