pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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