Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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