You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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