so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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