i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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