she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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