i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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