I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Randomize