Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So much Jack, so little girl.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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