Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Quick, to the slutcave!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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