Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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