So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
