Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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