We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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