She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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