youre lurking in front of me
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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