would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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