They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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