So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
