i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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