Duck Duck Cougar?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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