My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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