Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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