I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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