Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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