Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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