omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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