Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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