Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize