Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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