You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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