i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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